A bit on the funny side

I have a face of a moody cow.

FRIEND: What’s up? You look really upset ME: I’m fine. FRIEND: No,you’re not! Tell me what’s the matter. ME: Nothing, I’m fine. FRIEND: Don’t be such a drama queen, tell me what’s bothering you. ME: What’s bothering me is that I have a face of a moody cow. And every fucking day,  I get asked […]

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